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fuckyeahhopeameliasolo:

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Can I has!?

i feel a ke$ha parody coming on… WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE HOPE SOLO….

GOT MY GLOVES, I’M ON THE PITCH, I’M GONNA OWN THIS VENUE. BEFORE I LEAVE, BRUSH MY TEETH WITH A BOTTLE OF HATERS TEARS, AND WHEN I LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT I AIN’T GIVING A FUCK.

I’M TALKING TAPING UP ALL MY WRISTS, WRISTS, FLEX NEW GLOVES INTO A FIST, FIST, HATERS ALL GONNA GET KISSED, KISSED, DROP-KICKING - MAKING FUN OF CARLI, SHOWING OFF SCARS THAT ARE GNARLY, FUELING UP WITH…BARLEY…

DON’T STOP, GONNA ROCK.  MAKE ALL THE AWESOME BLOCKS. TONIGHT I’M GONNA DIVE UNTIL THE SCOREBOARD IS RIGHT. TICK TOCK ON THE CLOCK, BUT THE DEFENSE IS REALLY HOT.

GOT ALL THE SWAG IN THE WORLD, AND I’M HEARING YOUR CHEERS, I GOT THE GOLDEN GLOVE BITCHES, NOW GO GRAB ME A BEER, NOW THE CHICKS ARE LINING UP ‘CAUSE I’M GOOD WITH MY HANDS, BITCHFACE MODE IS ACTIVATED I SAY ‘JUST GET IN THE VAN’

I’M TALKING SIGNING ALL THE AUTOGRAPHS, -GRAPHS. TAKING PICTURES WITH ALL THE FANS, FANS. STEAL ALL THE SHARPIE PENS, PENS. NOW I’LL WAVE UP TO THE STANDS, STANDS. TAKE IN EVERYTHING THAT I CAN, CAN. 

DON’T STOP, TWITTER’S HOT. GONNA BLOW MY TIMELINE UP, TONIGHT. I’MMA FIGHT, EDUCATE ALL IN SIGHT, TICK TOCK, BB’S BLOCKED, BUT MY SASSY DON’T STOP - NO

IF YOU TWEET ME HATE, I’LL SHUT YOU DOWN. MY RESPONSE WILL MAKE YOU RUN TO YOUR MOTHER. WITH MY BITCHFACE, I’LL MAKE YOU CRY. NO I’M NOT HIGH. NOW THE PARTY DON’T START UNTIL I SWAG IN.

AB FLEX, BICEP FLEX, I’MMA BLOW YOUR EYEBALLS OUT, TONIGHT. I’MMA WERQ LIKE A TRUE JEDI-KNIGHT, MUSCLE FEST, FUCK A VEST, SPORTS BRAS ARE THE DAMN BEST, YO,

WONT STOP, VEINS WILL POP, GONNA MAKE ALL THE JAWS DROP, TONIGHT, I’MMA SHINE CAUSE I’M DAZZLING BRIGHT, DON’T STOP, GIMMIE PROPS, FUCK ALL  THOSE BRAZILIAN FLOPS, YO

#TEAMWERK